i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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