What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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