ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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