it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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