we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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