using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize