Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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