you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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