I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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