My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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