so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
being pregnant is like rehab
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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