Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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