she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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