Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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