I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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