I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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