I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
