i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
