College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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