I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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