i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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