bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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