He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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