so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I am morally bankrupt
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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