Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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