Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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