Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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