sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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You. Win. At. Life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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