therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
