that's an acceptable place to lick
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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