How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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