I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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