i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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