belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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