The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I am available for nakedness
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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