so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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