Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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