You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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