Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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