It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
3pm strippers are depressing
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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