you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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