If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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