i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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