You smell like stripper and shame
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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