Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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