i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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