Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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