We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
