can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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