i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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