I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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