Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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