we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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