it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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